What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I'm thinking about coming, but the boys always seem to lose when I come all the way out there. I might just stay home and work on charity stuff and make posters for tomorrow's game. You may see me, you may not...
What you do today can change the course of your life far into the future. Today is critical. Today really counts.