What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Could have happened to anybody, really. I guess not everybody thinks that the big open end of the cup is where you drink out of, instead it is that dog dish on the bottom where all the players drink champagne out of. And with all of those names on the cup being written upside-down aren't really much of an indication as to which end is up.